The other week I was talking to a couple of my female friends, when one said to the other one “You’re so fuckin’ pretty. I bet you don’t even have to suck dick!” That shit just blew me away. Is there a level of hotness where you just don’t have to do that any more? Because my girl’s gorgeous… And I’m going to end that statement right there before she never does that for me again. READ MORE »
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Where am I, why am I hot and what am I doing in this hand basket?
You know what we don’t have enough of around here? Smart, witty, sarcastic assholes. Just kidding, that’s all we have here. Don’t expect much routine or focus from me, I might have a pattern but I’m not sure what it is yet. I’m permanently clown faced and I intend to shine my humorous light into the darkest spots. I’m pretty simple… You Laugh = I Win.
Please allow me to introduce myself…
No, I’m not a man of wealth or taste. If I had either of those, Dave wouldn’t have picked me to contribute to this site. Because the wealthy aren’t funny, and neither is almost anything that’s in perfectly good taste. My name is Jeremy, I’m a writer, comedian, philosopher, minister, etc. In other words, I don’t have a steady job. So give me money. I’m not kidding. Fucking donate. Now. Or I’m going to field goal your cat into the ocean.