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		<title>I might be bad for your religious health</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 15 Dec 2011 05:12:11 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Dave Bulmer</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I am who I am, and I make no apology for who I am or what I believe in. I also do not choose to hate people for what they believe (unless it&#8217;s harmful or something, but that&#8217;s beside the point). I was raised a Christian as a child and essentially made to believe by [...]]]></description>
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		<title>&#8220;Heh, he&#8217;s dead, by the way.&#8221;  Oops&#8230;</title>
		<link>http://doopzoop.com/2011/10/17/heh-hes-dead-by-the-way/</link>
		<comments>http://doopzoop.com/2011/10/17/heh-hes-dead-by-the-way/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 18 Oct 2011 04:37:47 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Dave Bulmer</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[apple]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[death]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[So two IT guys are in the checkout queue at a supermarket, when one of them notices a magazine on the newsstand that has a picture of Steve Jobs on the front. He points non-chalantly and says &#8220;Heh, he&#8217;s dead, by the way&#8221; &#8212; when all of a sudden the town drunk in front of [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Cocksucker Blues&#8230;</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 12 Aug 2011 03:35:27 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Brimstone Jack</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://doopzoop.com/?p=153</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[The other week I was talking to a couple of my female friends, when one said to the other one &#8220;You&#8217;re so fuckin&#8217; pretty. I bet you don&#8217;t even have to suck dick!&#8221; That shit just blew me away. Is there a level of hotness where you just don&#8217;t have to do that any more? [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Marital problems often aren&#8217;t the problem at all; it&#8217;s how you deal with them.</title>
		<link>http://doopzoop.com/2011/08/07/marital-problems-often-arent-the-problem-at-all-its-how-you-deal-with-them/</link>
		<comments>http://doopzoop.com/2011/08/07/marital-problems-often-arent-the-problem-at-all-its-how-you-deal-with-them/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 08 Aug 2011 03:01:40 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Dave Bulmer</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Relationships]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[There are many right ways and many wrong ways to solve problems between people who love each other. Yelling and saying harmful things we truly don&#8217;t mean are always wrong ways to react no matter what, but that&#8217;s what happens when someone doesn&#8217;t know or have practice handling arguments the right way. Most of the [...]]]></description>
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		<title>There is NO way that the rapture is going to happen toda&#8212;*POOF*</title>
		<link>http://doopzoop.com/2011/05/21/there-is-no-way-that-the-rapture-is-going-to-happen-toda-poof/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 21 May 2011 19:44:54 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Dave Bulmer</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[skittles]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://doopzoop.com/?p=143</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[&#8230;oh crap.  And then there was this left on my front door: So the crapture didn&#8217;t happen today after all.  There&#8217;s only one thing to do now&#8230;]]></description>
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		<title>Baby rage&#8230;</title>
		<link>http://doopzoop.com/2011/05/06/baby-rage/</link>
		<comments>http://doopzoop.com/2011/05/06/baby-rage/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 06 May 2011 19:43:40 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Brimstone Jack</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Comedy]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[What would you do if you had a roommate that just shit on themselves several times a day, puked on your shirt after you were nice enough to give them food, walked around with no shirt on like there was nothing wrong, screamed at you any time they get annoyed or want attention, and contributed [...]]]></description>
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		<title>There once was a dog&#8230; a flying dog&#8230;</title>
		<link>http://doopzoop.com/2011/05/05/there-once-was-a-dog-a-flying-dog/</link>
		<comments>http://doopzoop.com/2011/05/05/there-once-was-a-dog-a-flying-dog/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 05 May 2011 18:07:05 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Dave Bulmer</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[dogs]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[More than half of the houses in my neighborhood are two-story, and since the lots are small it&#8217;s expected that one next door neighbor can peer over another&#8217;s fence at any time.  Usually this wouldn&#8217;t be such a big deal if it wasn&#8217;t for my neighbor having a rickety-looking patio-covering balcony with an equally hideous [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Where am I, why am I hot and what am I doing in this hand basket?</title>
		<link>http://doopzoop.com/2011/05/05/where-am-i-why-am-i-hot-and-what-am-i-doing-in-this-hand-basket/</link>
		<comments>http://doopzoop.com/2011/05/05/where-am-i-why-am-i-hot-and-what-am-i-doing-in-this-hand-basket/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 05 May 2011 17:02:53 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Brendan Vila</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Uncategorized]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[You know what we don&#8217;t have enough of around here?  Smart, witty, sarcastic assholes.  Just kidding, that&#8217;s all we have here.  Don&#8217;t expect much routine or focus from me, I might have a pattern but I&#8217;m not sure what it is yet.  I&#8217;m permanently clown faced and I intend to shine my humorous light into [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Please allow me to introduce myself&#8230;</title>
		<link>http://doopzoop.com/2011/05/04/please-allow-me-to-introduce-myself/</link>
		<comments>http://doopzoop.com/2011/05/04/please-allow-me-to-introduce-myself/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 05 May 2011 00:09:31 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Brimstone Jack</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Uncategorized]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[introduction]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://doopzoop.com/?p=92</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[No, I&#8217;m not a man of wealth or taste. If I had either of those, Dave wouldn&#8217;t have picked me to contribute to this site. Because the wealthy aren&#8217;t funny, and neither is almost anything that&#8217;s in perfectly good taste. My name is Jeremy, I&#8217;m a writer, comedian, philosopher, minister, etc. In other words, I [...]]]></description>
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		<title>I figure the best way to kick off DoopZoop is with a Spidey rape meme.</title>
		<link>http://doopzoop.com/2011/05/04/i-figure-the-best-way-to-kick-off-doopzoop-is-with-a-spidey-rape-meme/</link>
		<comments>http://doopzoop.com/2011/05/04/i-figure-the-best-way-to-kick-off-doopzoop-is-with-a-spidey-rape-meme/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 05 May 2011 00:03:13 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Brimstone Jack</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Random]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[meme]]></category>

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