So two IT guys are in the checkout queue at a supermarket, when one of them notices a magazine on the newsstand that has a picture of Steve Jobs on the front. He points non-chalantly and says “Heh, he’s dead, by the way” — when all of a sudden the town drunk in front of them goes ballistic about how insensitive it is to poke fun of a dead guy so frivolously. How did it go so wrong so fast? READ MORE »
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There once was a dog… a flying dog…
More than half of the houses in my neighborhood are two-story, and since the lots are small it’s expected that one next door neighbor can peer over another’s fence at any time. Usually this wouldn’t be such a big deal if it wasn’t for my neighbor having a rickety-looking patio-covering balcony with an equally hideous staircase attached to it that the people of the house never use. Who does get plenty of use out of it? Their two dogs: the pit bull/dalmatian reject who unceasingly crows like a rooster going through puberty, and the little black ankle-biter chihuahua mutt who’s just as much a “gangster’s sidekick” as any dog could be. READ MORE »